in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”
SO TOdAY I WAS At thE SUBWAY and A DUDE LOOKED AT ME AND saiD “U R SO UGLY I HATE UR WHOLE FAMILY SUCK MY DICK u fuCKING whOER” and I CALMLY GOT MY kATANA OUT MY BACKPACK AN D KILLED hiM RIGHT THERE!!! BECAUSE I’M SO BADASS!!! EVERYONE IN THE TRAIN APPLAUDED ME! LIKE U KNOW THAT HAPPENS EvRYDAY RITE??? AND A COP SAW BUT diD NOTHING BECAuSE I wAS COOL!!! I alSO FOUND THE HOLY GRAIL!!
why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???