Welcome to my life..
when people on facebook list their education as Hogwarts
A muggle must have posted this.
How To Make Friends In The Real World
- walk up to a group of people that you don’t know
- start saying “so what’s the deal with airline food” in an increasingly aggressive tone until they become so uncomfortable that they laugh
- when they laugh do it too but louder and in a maniacal way
in my color theory class, we were mixing paints to make our color wheels. i didn’t have the right blue to make green so the kid next to me let me borrow his and we both started making green. at the SAME EXACT TIME him and i both say, “green is not a creative color” and then we both just stared at each other with complete horror in our eyes.